AOSO MEMES

AOSO Memes is a small, silly mod full of meme characters. It adds nothing to the world on its own: every character comes from a spawn egg, in its own creative tab. Nothing spawns by itself.

THE HORRORS

DEMON

A towering thing in a robe of flesh with a hole in its belly. It rakes with its claws, screams until everything goes dark and heavy, brings both fists down, and opens its belly to drag everything near inside until it bursts. The faces of the ones it has taken drift around it.

Hamshamsh Nyouta

The same horror with his own grinning head. He slaps, laughs until the world spins, jumps at you belly first, gulps everything in and belches it back out, and claps to call his seals.

SEKO

A cow with a man’s face, smiling. While you look at it, it does not move. The moment nobody is looking, it comes. It bites, sprays poisoned milk, and if you strike it, it moos and a herd of furious cows comes running.

THE FRIENDS

Right-click a friend to make them follow you or stay where they are. They fight for you.

SNOW, the hero. Leaps up and lands on one knee to shake the ground, flies fist-first at whoever is after you, takes half of every blow meant for you, and catches you when you fall.

The Great Zimbabwean. Calls the Zimbabwe tribe to battle: five warriors and their chief.

Tor al-Adamiya. One hundred thousand health. Opens black holes under his enemies and rains a whole galaxy down on them.

Lahn. Rolls everywhere in his wheelchair and freezes enemies with his cosmic stare.

George. Sends his fighting kangaroos at whatever attacks you.

Zaatar. Falls asleep the moment he is bored, and wakes up very unhappy.

HAMADA, the hacker. Steals your netherite, diamonds, emeralds, gold and iron, or hacks your enemies and sends their loot to you.

Captain Haider. Captain of what? No idea. He trips, hits himself, says the dumbest things, and his ultimate makes every enemy around as stupid as he is.

Al-Hajjiya. A grandmother whose slipper finds you through any wall. Her Look freezes you where you stand, she calls the neighbours’ slippers down from the sky, and she feeds you dolma when you behave. Her slipper can be yours too: throw it and it comes back.

Abu Lag. The player with the worst connection in the world. He rubber-bands, appears behind you, his hits land late, a third of yours never register, and his lag spike freezes you and snaps you back.

MOATHER. Cat-ear headphones, skirt and striped socks. His heart beam heals you and charms whatever comes at you, and his bass boost throws them back. Give him a cake and he is your best friend forever: he hugs you when you are hurt, high-fives you after a fight, and cries where you fell until you come back.

MAX, the bald parrot. Tells you “fun facts” that are never true, lies monsters into fighting each other, and perches on your head.

KIMI. A cat who is never without her phone. She hunts zombies, takes a selfie over every one she drops, and sets up her gaming PC when she is bored. She dreams of an RTX 5090: craft one and give it to her, and RTX is ON.

ALSO INSIDE

Seals, seal pups and kangaroos, each with their own spawn egg.

LANGUAGES

Fully translated in English and Arabic.

Part of the AOSO mod family.