Zygoat’s Throat Coat & FPS Soothing Remedy

Yeeeeeeee hawwww!

It’s your favorite uncle Zygoat here with a brand new oil to really soothe that throat of yours…

and maybe even your FPS and visuals!

If this modpack doesn’t work for you, I allow you to sue me!

Please!

I am very open to legal litigation!

Just sue me anyways! I don’t even care if you have a reason!

I am quite literally begging to be sued!

anyways idk download this i guess

*LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Any reference or joke to the act of lawsuits or any form of legal proceedings is parody and not a real request.

*REAL LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The previous entry about suing me being parody is the actual parody, I genuinely want you to sue me. Please take everything I have, it is not much and if I play my cards right I can file for bankruptcy and start anew. I've gambled all of my savings away, my wife and children are just staying in MY house as if I didn't work every day to get their life as cozy as it is. You know what I bet is real cozy? A nice warm bed and not using another homeless man's buttocks as a pillow. I bet that'd be reallllll cozy. After these modpack downloaders sue me, I'll be seeing YOU in court Laura.

Enjoy!