Pink’s Palace of Pain

Hello, [SUBJECT NAME HERE]

We humbly invite you to Pink’s Palace, wherein you will face a challenge of questionable origin. Survive, and you shall be crowned as champion. Face defeat, and you shall be laughed at by the chorus of armchair warriors and backseat players.

To ensure your future success, you have been equipped with a host of magical and technological tools. Shall you become a dark artisan, wielding the many occult disciplines to bend the world to your whim? Or shall you become the engineer that builds what will tear the world down?

Be warned that once you pass the gates, you have a mere two weeks before the challenge is fully unlocked. Fear the dark, as whatever may lurk in it will want you dead, and in much more vicious fashion than those creatures you’ve sneered at in the past.

Do you accept the challenge that lies within Pink’s Palace of Pain? I’ll be waiting.

— Dark Bishop Pinky III