Funky Town SMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-AQLRC3drA

 Are you tired of doing the same thing all the time on the normal server?

 Do you wish there was something real to do other than deal with 2 hooligans constantly running around like maniacs and ****ing up your ****?

 Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

 If you answered no to all of these questions, **** you <3. But if you answered yes to any of them, boy do I have the server for you. Introducing: THE CREATE SMP!!!!

WE GOT ICE AND FIRE (MOTHER****ING DRAGONS)

WE GOT TINKERS CONSTRUCT (DRINK LIQUID TUNGSTEN AND VOMIT IT ONTO YOUR ENEMIES)

WE GOT CREATE (AUTOMATE EVERYTHING)

WE GOT GUNS (FLAMETHROWERS TOO)

WE GOT CUPCAKES (MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)

AND MORE!!!!

YOU WANNA KILL HEROBRINE? WELL BE A GIRLBOSS AND GO GET HIM

YOU WANNA RIDE A DRAGON? THEN SADDLE THE HELL UP AND BUCKLE YOUR ****LE

YOU WANNA RUN WITH SCISSORS? TOO BAD YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!

SO WHAT THE **** ARE YOU WAITING FOR????

YOU SHOULD JOIN THE SERVER….. N O W!!!