Useless Items, very useless

First craft a uselesser then you can craft a bunch of items that are useless  and with those useless items you can have a useless time! here are the items 

0 uselesser the main thing

1 useless barrel does nothing!

2 useless tnt does not explode or implode but plodes!

3 useless water/lava a block of water/lava that only turns into water when touched!

4 useless sword attacks you instead!

5 usless enchantment, does nothing!