Let’s Troll

Let’s Troll

One command. One menu. Everything else is chaos.

No wiki to memorize, no thirty subcommands to type. /troll opens a menu, you click a player,
you pick a prank. That’s the whole learning curve.

Runs on Paper and Fabric from the same codebase.

What’s inside

👻 Ghost mode

Vanish properly, not halfway. You’re gone from the tab list, from /list, from the server ping,
your chat and death messages disappear, mobs forget you exist, and you take no damage. Sprint
while flying and you slip straight through walls.

🎭 Fake players

Drop a nameless copy of someone right in front of them. They see it. Nobody else does.
Any skin you want — a nickname, a profile link, a texture hash. Set the lifetime to a second
and a half and it becomes a jumpscare.

⛓️ Chained together

Link two players and watch the friendship end. They share one inventory, one health bar, one
hunger bar — and one death. Between them hangs a real chain, built from actual chain blocks
that sag when they’re close and snap taut when they pull apart.

Pick how the leash behaves:

| Mode | Feel |
| — | — |
| Rigid | Hits the end like a wall |
| Elastic | Pulls back smoothly the further they stray |
| Rubber | Winds up, then slingshots them into each other |

Momentum carries through the chain, so a sprinting player genuinely drags the other one along.

🎲 26 automatic events

Turn it on and the server starts trolling itself. Every few minutes a countdown hits the screen,
a slot-machine roll spins through the possibilities, and one lands:

Jumpscare · fake lag · fake creeper · fall to bedrock · chunk wipe · inventory scramble ·
inventory swap · player swap · random teleport · gather everyone · scatter everyone · launch up ·
freeze · spin · glowing · anonymous · speed chaos · storm and night · mob crowd · real explosion ·
firework show · item rain · free gift · full heal · fake chat · random effects

A boss bar counts down to the next one — for everyone, for admins only, or not at all.
Anyone with letstroll.immune never gets picked.

📡 Fake lag

Rubberband someone at ten levels of severity and put a matching fake ping in the tab list, so it
looks exactly like their connection is dying. Works with PlaceholderAPI, so %player_ping% lies too.

🎯 Item bindings

Bind any prank to the item in your hand. Right-click a player with it and it fires. No menu, no
command — just walk up and ruin someone’s day.

🫥 Stay invisible

Three levels of hiding, because half the fun is nobody knowing where it came from:

• Filter /plugins and /version for anyone without admin
• Strip the commands out of tab completion
• Or drop the plugin from the server’s plugin list entirely, so it isn’t there at all

Commands

| Command | What it does |
| — | — |
| /troll | Opens the menu — everything lives here |
| /troll modules | Lists what’s loaded |
| /troll reload | Reloads the config |
| /ghost [on\|off\|<player>] | Ghost mode without the menu |

Every permission defaults to operators. Nothing is exposed to normal players unless you say so.

Making it yours

One config.yml, not a folder full of them. Every icon in the menu is swappable through
heads.yml — texture hashes, base64 values, plain items or someone’s actual skin. Chain length,
link block, sag, thickness, event interval, lag strength, ghost behaviour: all of it is a config
key or a click in the settings menu.

PlaceholderAPI is supported throughout, so placeholders resolve inside menus and messages.

Requirements

• Minecraft 1.21.11
• Java 21
• Paper (or a fork) — or Fabric with Fabric API
• PlaceholderAPI optional

Use it on people who’ll laugh about it afterwards.