Immortal Cats

Immortal Cats

This mod renders all cats – tamed or feral – completely untouchable. No damage. No red tint. No hurt sounds. No knockback. Your sword is but a suggestion to them.

Hit one? They meow. They spawn hearts. You look silly.

The cats do not fear you.

You live in _their_ apocalypse now.

Requirements

• Minecraft 1.19.2
• Forge
• A soul brave enough to face immortal feline overlords

Usage

• Drop the JAR in your mods folder.
• For servers, install on both server and client, or the cats will mock your hubris.
• Launch Minecraft.
• Punch a cat (you monster). Watch it meow and shower hearts.
• Regret your choices as they stare, unyielding.
• No issues unless you’ve got mods meddling with animal behavior—those might anger the feline gods.

_Written in a trance. Vibe-coded at 3AM._