Commands-o-fun

A couple of useful and silly little commands.

These include: Useful Commands (15)

1. /fly [player]: Toggles survival flight for yourself or others.
2. /velocity <player> <x> <y> <z>: Adds a specific amount of “push” in any direction.
3. /heal [player]: Instantly restores full health.
4. /feed [player]: Instantly restores full hunger and saturation.
5. /god [player]: Makes a player completely invulnerable.
6. /repair: Fixes the durability of the item you are currently holding.
7. /top: Teleports you to the very highest block above your current position.
8. /nightvision [player]: Toggles infinite night vision.
9. /speed <1-10> [player]: Changes walking speed (recalibrated to not break FOV).
10. /rename <name>: Renames the item in your hand to anything (supports spaces!).
11. /extinguish [player]: Instantly puts a player out if they are on fire.
12. /tpall: Teleports every single player on the server to your location.
13. /back: Teleports you back to your previous location (works after deaths/warps).
14. /flyspeed <1-10>: Changes how fast you fly.
15. /stacksize: Increases the item stack in your hand to a full 64.

Silly Commands (17)

1. /judge <player>: 50/50 chance to ascend to the heavens or be buried alive underground!
2. /anvil <player>: Summons a falling anvil directly above their head.
3. /lightning <player>: Strikes the player with a bolt of lightning.
4. /yeet <player>: Launches a player so high they disappear.
5. /confuse <player>: Flips their view and adds Nausea/Slowness.
6. /fakeop <player>: Sends them a fake system message saying they are now an Operator.
7. /tnt <player>: Spawns a primed, ticking TNT at their feet.
8. /swap <player1> <player2>: Swaps the positions of two players instantly.
9. /creep <player>: Spawns a creeper directly behind the target.
10. /pumpkin [player]: Forces a Cursed Pumpkin (Binding) onto their head.
11. /rocket [player]: Launches the player up with a trail of explosions.
12. /freeze [player]: Stops a player from moving or jumping entirely.
13. /shuffle [player]: Scrambles every single item in their inventory.
14. /spam <player> <count> <message>: Sends the same message to them up to 50 times.
15. /slap <player>: “Slaps” them into the air with a red message in their chat.
16. /blind [player]: Toggles total, infinite blindness for a player.
17. /fakeban <player>: Kicks the player with a very realistic permanent ban screen.