but it’s F2P(Updates paused)

Looking for a comfort game? Want to travel through peaceful biomes? Forget about it! This mod brings the ‘Free-to-Play’ experience to Minecraft, and it won’t make your life easy
“Please note that this is a parody mod”
This mod turns Minecraft into an absurd parody of free-to-play games.
Freedom, progression, and common sense are replaced with fake monetization, artificial limits, and constant interruptions — just like in a real F2P experience.
In-game ads
Every few minutes the game enters a “commercial break”.
Your screen freezes, the player is blinded and completely immobilized until the ad ends. No skip button.
Jump energy system
Jumping is limited.
Jump too many times and your energy drops to zero — you won’t be able to jump anymore.
Want to recover? “Donate” 10 emerald blocks by dropping them at your feet.
No diamonds or netherite
Diamonds and netherite are completely blocked.
If you obtain them in any form (even as blocks), they are instantly deleted and you’ll see the message:
“Buy the DLC for $25.”
End-game gear is not included in the free version.
Paid access to other dimensions
The Nether and the End are locked behind an Expansion Pass.
Trying to enter a portal will teleport you back to the Overworld spawn.
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This mod is a parody. All “ads”, “payments”, and “DLC” are purely in-game mechanics using Minecraft items only. No real money is involved.
⚠️ Warning:
Designed for a brand-new world. Using it in existing or important worlds may break gameplay.
Minecraft version: 1.20.1 only