PassingGas

How to fart in Minecraft:

• Get Cabbage Seeds from wherever you can get Wheat Seeds
• Plant and grow a cabbage
• Eating a cabbage gives you Flatulence
• You fart periodically while you have the effect on you. Sneaking makes you fart more frequently

Potion of Flatulence

• Brew Cabbage and Akward Potion
• Add gunpowder to brew the throwable version (most of the fun lies here)
• Longer Flatulence duration compared to just eating the cabbage

Possible Enchancements

• Mobs look at you when you fart (can generate aggro)
• Sniffers flee from you when you have the Flatulence effect on and make sounds when you fart
• Warden really dislike Farts
• Farts triggers Skulk sensors