We Need More Milk

“Yes, you can milk your friends.”

📌 Description📌

We Need More Milk is a lightweight and intentionally absurd mod for Minecraft Forge

that lets you use an iron bucket to right-click on other players… and milk them.

Yes. Really.

This mod adds a single, simple feature:

👉 When you right-click another player with an empty iron bucket, you’ll get a _Milk Bucket_ in return — as if the player were a cow.

No extra items, no GUIs, and no configuration files. It’s just one function, executed cleanly.

🧭 Purpose & Appeal

This mod is perfect for:

• Meme servers
• Silly interactions
• Or just that one weird friend on your server who really wanted this feature.

It’s a humorous addition designed to encourage laughter, surprise, and chaotic multiplayer moments — while being fully compatible with vanilla gameplay and other mods.

✅ Features

• Milking players with an iron bucket
• No extra dependencies
• Zero performance impact
• Multiplayer-friendly
• Works on dedicated and LAN servers

🔧 Compatibility

Forge Only(The author is quite lazy XD)

📥 Installation

Install like any other Forge mod:

1. Download your mod loader
2. Place WeNeedMoreMilk.jar into your mods folde
3. Launch the game and start milking your friends

🐛 Bug Reporting

If something goes wrong (unlikely, but still), you can send the feedback to my email.（I’m not very good at using GitHub.）

Don’t forget to provide your modloader version and any logs！

⚠️ Disclaimer

_This mod is satire. No actual humans were harmed (or milked) in the making of this code._