Villager Muncher

😱 Villager Muncher: Grab a Villager and Eat It

Grab a villager with both hands. Look up. Open your mouth wide. Stuff it in.

The villager does not go quietly. It kicks, thrashes and screams for its life while you squeeze it with two stretched-out rubber arms, then goes head first into your giant mouth, one gulp at a time.

How it works

1. Sneak + right-click a villager with an empty hand to grab it. You hold it in both arms, full size, right in front of you.
2. Look up. The higher you look, the wider your mouth opens: jaw hinged down, teeth, tongue and a dark throat.
3. Right-click while looking up to eat it. The arms stretch overhead and stuff it in.
4. Right-click while looking ahead to put it down. It survives, a bit traumatised.

The details

• The villager keeps its normal size in your hands and wriggles the whole time. It screams almost non-stop (hurt, “no”, the odd death shriek), sweats and fumes.
• Eating takes about 3.5 seconds: the villager flips head first, shrinks with every gulp (5 of them), flashes red and splatters while you hear chewing and squelching. The last gulp ends with a muffled shriek and a burp.
• In first person you look out between your own teeth, and they snap shut on every gulp.
• A whole villager is a full meal: hunger and saturation both go to maximum.
• Other players see everything: the mouth, the stretched arms, the thrashing villager.
• A held villager can’t be hurt by walls or falls, it only dies by being eaten.

Multiplayer

• Works on servers. The mod is needed on the server and on every client (the mouth and animation are drawn on the client).
• Held villagers are synced to every nearby player.

Made for Fabric 1.21.11. Requires Fabric API. By the maker of Double or Nothing, TNT Mines and Head Powers.