The One

Introducing The One, it’s the all-new all-powerful sword for slicing and dicing anything in your path. Now you might wonder, “What does it do, and how does it help me in my daily life?” Well do I have the answers for you, now what it does, is it can one-shot everything you see. Now how does that help you in your daily life? Well say you run into a hoard of zombies you think it’s over, but then you remember you have The One in your inventory you whip that baby out and you’ll cut all of them in half. So if you call right now you’ll get it for free and I’ll throw in an extra sword so call 123 999 999 and you’ll get it for free with an extra sword see you in the game.