Claycorp Mod

What is Claycorp Mod you might ask?  Well it’s tribute.  or maybe a metaphor?  allegory?

So, think of a person who might try to cut bread with a doorstop.  You might be thinking “that’s extremely ineffective.  do they not know how to use knives?  was there no other implement available?  do they really thing that will work?”  If you are not surprised by this kind of person, then you might have met a user or two on the CurseForge platform just like that.  Now, a person cutting bread with a doorstop is their own problem right?  they only hurt themselves (just not by cutting),  and the bread of course.  poor, poor squished bread.  *pours one out for my bread homies*  Wrong.  At some point those people bring their poor cutting skills to the CurseForge platform, and here starts our tribute.

See, there are people out there who have to explain to doorstop bread cutters that what they are doing is ineffective, that their assumptions are wrong, and to ultimately deal with the response of people who now realize (or don’t) that they are in fact doorstop bread cutters.  Oh the poor soul who bears our community burdens.  Oh, but there is one such person, Claycorp.  

Who is this “Claycorp” I speak of?

Claycorp is the ever vigilant community soldier of the CurseForge community.  While not paid staff, they tirelessly handle doorstop bread cutters on our behalf.  While you sleep peacefully at night, dreaming of thriving discord channels and constructive comments,  Claycorp fights on the frontlines, facepalming their way through doorstop bread cutter after bread cutter.  

So as tribute to this magnificent soul, here is a mod allowing you to keep your doorstop bread cutting off of the platform and simply do it in-game.  Simply place a wooden button into any crafting grid to get a doorstop.  This durable tool never breaks and gives you an endless means of making squished bread.  Take your hard earned bread, pop it into any crafting grid with this doorstop and you too can have squished bread.

What does squished bread do? uhm.  well it’s bread, but squished.  I guess eat it?

If you think this mod is pointless well, it i… then you missed the point.  wow, can I see your doorstop?