Hypergamy

THIS MOD IS 100% PURE MEME. NOTHING HERE IS SERIOUS.
DO NOT REPRODUCE ANY ACTION, ITEM OR BEHAVIOUR IN REAL LIFE.
THE “ASCEND”, ROPE, HAMMER AND EVERYTHING ELSE ARE ONLY JOKE ITEMS.
IF YOU TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT.

This mod is purely a meme and doesn’t intend to offend anyone. Hypergamy exists in both ways so this is all a joke and yall should consider it as one.

No AI used

You will need GeckoLib for it to work fine without making the game crash or bug the animations. 

This mod was made using MCreator.

MOD

This mod adds:

• A True Adam that wanders arounf the plain biome, a real sun enjoyer
• An Hammer, used to “ascend” (joke)
• A rope, used to “ascend” (joke)
• The Sean O’Pry move
• Hypergamy sheet 
• Hypergamy boss
• Fixed Hypergamy sheet

TRUE ADAM

He often says “I struggle with confidence” and he defines him as something around chadlite. He’s an old .org user that used to be part even of older forums that he gatekeeps. Some people call him grey but his ascension shows otherwise and maybe he’s the reason hypergamy exists in minecraft too. Those red sposts on his face are from his continuous falls from his bike. He wanders around the plains biome, enjoys nature and the sun. He’s lwk chill but if you kill him he will drop an hammer. 

HAMMER

You can get this item by killing the True Adam or by crafting it with this recipe:

If you right-click with the hammer in your main hand an aniamtion will play (that you shouldn’t reproduce irl maybe). 

HYPERGAMY + HYPERGAMY BOSS

You can craft the hypergamy sheet with this recipe:

Once you craft this (if ypu survive from its scariness), you can right click to see the graph or you can right-click on the ground to spawn and fight hypergamy as an ltn. If you survive the fight you will obtain a new sheet showing fixed hypergamy. Winning against the world’s biggest and scariest problem is still an hard task but you will be well rewarded.

SEAN O’PRY MOVE

You can craft the item that teaches you the dancepill with this recipe:

If you right-click you will be doing one of Sean O’Pry’s most memorable moves. (not affiliated no music/adv etc.)

ROPE

You can craft the rope with this recipe: 

You can use it to be better or to ‘ascend’ by right-clicking (this is pure joke, do not try anything irl.)

Enjoy being a normie in a scary world where hypergamy rules, or try changing that.