Destroyer of Fаbric API

NOTE: This is a parody mod. Not useable in modpacks and will 100% break all if not most other mods in interesting ways. Or crashes… lol

NOTE 2.0: Actually, this will crash any mod that adds to any registry because Minecraft locks the registries at start of game. And without Fabric API to unlock it, most mods will crash at startup lol. Only way to reach main menu and worlds is to use mods that doesn’t add to any registry! Like Mod Menu mod!

Never before were we in such great danger… There is a growing new trend of modders encouraging people to use modloader’s APIs and poisoning the minds of new modders with thoughts of mod compatibility! Players never asked to have their games sacrifice 1tps to fire modloader API hooks and events… After all, peak infinite performance take priority over all mods’ existence and content! We were never asked for our opinion!

I wish I could say these vile “good“ modding advices are merely dissident rumors but no, it is happening all around us… All these toolchains and events and… and… APIs!!! Mods were never meant to be ran together! Only a FOOL would believe such a lie! Remember the good old days of jarmods where we had to delete META-INF and mods unable to ever interface with each other in clean ways? That’s where we belonged!

Our bright future is in jeopardy with these so-called “BEST PRACTICES“!!!

FEAR NO MORE!!!

For I, A rando modder, have bestowed upon you, your saving grace! The one and only, Destroyer of Fabric API! This mod’s sole purpose is to use MixinSquared to disable all non-accessor and non-invoker mixins from Fabric API!! Rendering the API into a hollow shell of itself and unable to carry out its tasks of providing hooks to mods! Lets run through the wonderful result of this prophetic mod: 

• Compatibility? Gone!
• Events? No longer fired!
• Bees? Not here!
• Terrifies the soul of all those that tells others to use APIs? Check!

As you can see, a perfect score! Furthermore, by not firing most of Fabric API’s mixins, this causes many of Fabric API’s events to stop being fired. Guess what? Less events = MORE PERFORMANCE!!! That’s right! You get an unmeasured boost in performance by running this mod! Who even needs content mods when you can just turn off the core of Fabric API to squeeze out theoretical unproved performance! I even log every cancelled Fabric API mixin into the latest.log file as proof that this mod does what it says it does!

Go on, carry the torch of light that is this mod into your modpack and let nature take its course as it intended. Down with Modloader APIs and compatibility!!!

Notice: You might see no issue tracker linked here and that’s because this mod needs no issue tracker! It’s PERFECT out of the box!!!

Checkout the brother mod of Obliterator of Neoforge for all your Neoforge needs! https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/obliterator-of-neoforge