Cascading Meme Lag

Why is your world not running properly? You’ve got yourself the best computer out there, with 2 Gigabytes of RAM, a single-core CPU from 15 years ago, integrated GPU, and 20 background processes, but nothing you have attempted is making your game play any better? This mod, Cascading Meme Lag, shall help you in your woes to find out what’s causing the issues.

You see, there are far too many mods out there that add so much that your world begins to slow to a crawling speed. Is it the amount of content being loaded into the world? Is it poorly optimised code? Bad computer specifications? Surely too many mods can’t be causing this, right?

Well, what if I told you that all those troubleshooting steps were false, and it’s because mods are leaking memes into your world!

Using highly sophisticated algorithms and extensive analysis of worlds, Cascading Meme Lag can surface up these leaked memes. The trick is a secret, but in no time you will find all these messages pop up into your log reporting on the cascaded memes. You might be asking now, can this mod fix these issues? Well, the answer is…no. There’s no way to fix cascading meme lag.

Please note: Don’t actually take this mod seriously.